Chris Webber R.I.P.

R.I.P. Chris Webber. I'll hardly miss you.

Wait - he's not dead? Merely retired? Ah hell. He's still dead to me.

Take it away, J.A. Adande!

"His career can almost be defined by what he didn't accomplish: never won an NCAA championship, never played in the NBA Finals, never won a Most Valuable Player award, despite all of that talent. What will end up as the high point of his playing days -- two trips to the NCAA's championship game in two years of college -- isn't even recognized by Michigan because of a booster payout scandal. Gone. Not there. Stricken from the record."

I can't believe J.A. left out the failure of his rap album, "2 Much Drama."



(I did NOT Photoshop this. This is actually real.)