19 March 2008

Things are Going so Well.




I thought the trade was a gift from Yahweh him/herself. Fil thought is was blasphemous. Somewhere in between is probably the truth, and in the end, no one knows whether this move will turn out good or bad for the team. Until we truly know, all we can make are judgments based on statistics and outcomes. And how many hearing-impaired players are on your team.

Well, we've gone and signed a deaf man.
To play professionally.
For the Cavs.

I'm serious.

Look, I'm all about this kid finally getting League pay, living the dream, and ultimately helping Cleveland to the playoffs by giving our 4 bigs a big rest before the playoffs. But the headline alone worries me: "Cavs Sign League's First Legally Deaf Player"





Right now, somewhere Damon Jones is pissed because he always considered himself the Cavs' most deaf...



Actually, all the other Cavs consider the new guy pretty lucky -

he can't hear Damon Jones talk.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm deaf. Racist.